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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Superman: Keep the spandex, forget the X-Ray Vision

Have you ever seen a chick in a push up bra and thought "those look nice". For awhile I thought there was really no male equivalent to that. You don't get a glimpse at male goods unless articles of clothing are actually removed. However, I come to you today with the knowledge that, I was wrong.

Attend a triathlon or practice with some fit males and you'll get quite a glimpse at what each man has to offer and lucky for us, there's no cock-up bra for fake outs. Spandex, all spandex, all the time. Not only does it accentuate a toned set of abs, huge biceps or a spectacular ass, but if he's packin heat it's game on for an excitable onlooker.

Spandex on the right guy is truly a more useful version of lingerie. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go ask the boyfriend to suit up....
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7 comments:

  1. Ann BrennanFebruary 6, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    I was just speaking with a guy today about how awesome doing triathlons in Europe was. Most people don't worry about the nudity thing and if you are going to have to look at a bunch of naked people it should definitely be a group of super fit triathletes.

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  2. Kristine MIllerFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    This may be the best blog post ever. Thank you and THANK YOU for the pics.

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  3. IndianabackdocFebruary 15, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    This is hilarious. Now that we guys know your looking, we'll be using Stuffit's screw the drag factor ;-)

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Tee hee... luv it! :P

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  5. KellyJuly 7, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Major LOL!

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  6. spandex90September 13, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I am a guy and love the guy in the spandex he is so hot!!!!!

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  7. redshift96July 23, 2012 at 4:40 PM

    And of course no discussion of such matters could be complete without the infamously gratuitious "Why Cyclists Shouldn't Wear Red Shorts" photo. ;)

    http://forums.teamestrogen.com/showthread.php?t=18136

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