Thursday, January 27, 2011

Tender Trainer

The Winter Rule: Sex after trainer rides!

For anyone not familiar with the terminology, I'm referring to bike trainers:
These lovely little machines simulate road resistance when the elements outside are just too much to handle. They can also make your butt, balls or lady parts numb during the experience. This numbness doesn't really affect much, it'll wear off and tingle in that not so desirable way. 

However if you're a lady and you have a little bump and grind before a trainer ride, you might as well forget those miles. Sticking a hard item up your yoo-hoo and then following it up by putting all your weight on said hoo, is a terrible...let me say it again, TERRIBLE, idea. A word from the wise... leave the candles and baby makin music for after your spin.

3 comments:

  1. Haha...this made me laugh. That bike thing looks really cool though =)

    Whitney

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  2. can't say i have hopped from saddle RIGHT into another, but i can say that shorts with REALLY good padding and 'monkey butt' (http://www.walgreens.com/store/catalog/Bath-and-Shower/Powder/ID=prod4761334-product?V=G&ec=frgl_&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=sku4760203) goes a long way

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  3. ooooo you poor thing...hope your aforementioned hoo is ok :)

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